before you judge me for being insane you need to understand that 50-75% of my interactions with people are like that tik tok about the customer who wants to buy a black rabbit
i CANNOT find the video but it is word for word this:
“hi do you have any rabbits?”
“yes we have two.”
“great! what colors are they?”
“we have a light brown one and a dark brown one?”
“do you have any black ones?”
“…no we have a dark brown one and a light brown one.”
“ok, the dark brown one, is it black?”
“…no its dark brown.”
“i’m sorry i dont understand what you mean by that.”
[punches camera]
before you judge me for being insane you need to understand that 50-75% of my interactions with people are like that tik tok about the customer who wants to buy a black rabbit
i love practical effects i love stop motion and puppetry soooooooo soooooo much i love to look at it and appreciate it and rave about it and giggle about it so much im going to black out
“landlords are bad because they don’t work” no. landlords are bad because they use the justice system and the police to render innocent people homeless. landlords are bad because they put barriers between living human beings and having shelter. landlords are bad because they hoard wealth and resources while their community suffers
enough with the ableist horseshit. nobody needs to work 40h a week to deserve to live
Actually, this Unity mess makes sense when you learn that theyâve got the guy behind such brilliant ideas as âwe should charge players per bullet in fps gamesâ and âall together the Sims 4 expansion packs cost over $800â running the goddamn company.
Bro is playing 5D microtransaction chess. Heâs already hollowed out the wallets of every player within reach, but nah thatâs boring, next we gotta hit the real untapped market: the people making the games themselves! Completely destroying EAâs reputation wasnât enough, you see. No, he needs more. He wont rest until heâs got people venmo-ing him $3 every time they turn their fucking computers on. Real groundbreaking stuff. I bet theyâll crown him the god emporer of capitalism before every AAA studio in existence wombo-combos his ass off the face of the earth for fucking with their profit margins.
I mean dude we canât even get AAA studios to pay their fucking employees enough to afford food and rent bcs they canât stand losing even a little bit of money, you think theyâre gonna shut up and deal with a goddamn instalation tax going to some fucker who doesnât even work for them?? Hah. Youâre funny. This dude is getting eviscerated the minute this hits corporate offices tomorrow, if not from lawsuits then from everyone dropping unity like a hot potato bcs heâs made it clear heâll try to fuck devs and studios over the second he gets the chance.
Like this jackass is really gonna have his company roll up to Square Enix and be like âyou owe us 5 billion dollars from all the people who played Kingdom Hearts this year! donât worry, we promise that number is real and not biased!! you can trust us!! also you canât ask questions, now give us the money right nowâ like??? Bro they are going to take one look at you, laugh, and then send you to the fucking shadow realm. Youâd be more likely to get mercy from a enraged medieval monarch. There is no world in which this ends well. Heâs done.
I have been made aware that these days the Sims 4 expansion packs cost over $1200 all together, and while I hate to take the side of any big corporation at all, I am legitimately looking forward to Disney, The Pokemon Company, and Square Enix reducing this man to dust.
Oh my fucking god they arenât even hiding it!! Theyâre really gonna roll up to fucking Microsoft and Sony and demand a cut of their sales!! Sony which has outright stated that they will NEVER port Bloodborne to PC or any other console bcs they donât want to lose money?? Microsoft which is so desperate for more money that theyâre filling ever spare inch of Windows 11 with ads?? Square Enix which apparently made the Deus Ex 2 team beg just to include a blink and youâll miss it Final Fantasy reference in the game?? Disney which basically single handedly destroyed copyright law in America so they would never lose the rights to any of their properties?? Nintendo who nukes YouTube videos containing anything to do with their games for fun??? The Pokemon Company which owns the most profitable IP in history, whoâs games never go on sale EVER??? Youâre gonna go to THOSE people and demand 14% of their revenue????? BRO???
And like, I am not making that 14% number up.
Forget lawsuits, this guy is gonna get taken out by goddamn mercenaries.
I donât know a lot about game dev. Is Unity really used by all major studios? (I ask cuz Iâm mostly seeing stuff about how this will affect indies.) Like, what percentage of games are made in Unity? Is this a âevery browser except one is just chromiumâ level of market penetration?
Short answer is that itâs pretty much Unity or Unreal for a huge portion of the games market and Unity wins out because it used to be the super cheap option
Unity CEO rn:
it’s very clear from some communists’ visions of future city-planning that they expect disabled people to just shut up and die, lmao
- some disabled people need door-to-door transportation. public transportation will never work for everyone, no matter how much you emphasise that it is “accessible” to some
- if any part of your plan involves disabled people needing to “request” exceptions or “prove” that they are an exception or be questioned or tested or navigate any level of bureaucracy to become a Certified Exception, some people are going to be denied things they need & some of them are going to die
If you don’t mind me adding:
3. Some folks dream of the perfect commune where everyone contributes - specifically with labor. If a disabled person not contributing labor isn’t welcome in your community, you are just repackaging the capitalist “labor = worth” mindset
does hozier know that his tweet about silica gel that he posted probably with like zero thought actually changed my life
i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths
Ok. Wild. Iâve not seen such a good optical illusion before.
I couldnât see it at first but after I looked at it a few moments later it suddenly happened. Turns out I tried to focus on circles that didnât exist and looked in the wrong place so I overlooked the actual circles.
This is wild. Itâs well hidden, hiding in plain sight
If youâre having trouble: the circles are in the vertical lines.
can i get a period tracker with skulls and heavy metal font please
CDC finally fuckin’ recommended the new COVID boosters for everyone in the US. letting my american followers who don’t check the news know because i’ve been turned away for wanting to get an extra booster & now won’t be anymore & it’s Lovely. most americans are not going to get these and are going to grumble about them, which sucks as far as spread goes - but DOES mean u can schedule with ur local pharmacy sooner rather than later. please do so. ur immunocomprised friends and ur own body will thank u.